"Are We Sure We Know Where We Are Going?" Hypothetically Speaking

How are we going to know when we get there, if we aren't certain exactly where we are going?
This analysis is not news. This is satire.
I am a parody of everything you see on TV, combined.
This is a comedic presentation, just like the Daily Show meets War of the Worlds.
I am an idiot. Do not listen to me.. At all.
Lower your expectations, even lower, and pretend I'm funny....
The data I use might be accurate. Imagine if it was...