How to raise money for the Olympics

For maximum donations to your Olympic journey, It's best to schedule some kind of appropriate gathering like a petting zoo, fairground, or ideally, you could randomly turn up to someone else's fundraiser and set up in the middle.
Then, find a member of the public twice your size to hold a large piece of strong cardboard in front of himself. Be sure to make certain he's ready, just in case he gets hit in the face by a flying piece of debris.
From then on, simply get smashing and watch the sponsorship money roll in.