Hunter Biden’s Amazing Credit Card Scandal, 3624

Good morning, I’m still reporting on the coup.
Everyone except the mainstream media knows that Hunter Biden is a basket case. Actually they know it too, but their lives and fortunes depend on keeping as many of us from knowing as possible.
The man left his laptop full of incredibly incriminating evidence or drug use, frequenting prostitutes and questionable behavior toward children - not to mention highly questionable business dealings - at a repair shop and never bothered to pick it up.
But this incident is so dumb all you can do is laugh. According to an article in the Daily Mail, Hunter Biden sent his father Joe Biden’s security team into a tailspin when he paid for a weekend of alcohol, drugs and prostitutes with his daddy’s credit card in 2018.
Hunter really can’t be held responsible. He was unable to get a wire transfer to go through after drinking and doing drugs all weekend in a hotel room, it’s an understandable problem. The banks are so dictatorial they insist that you not only get all the numbers right, those numbers have to be in the right order. When you can barely see the credit card, much less all those little numbers on it, what’s a fellow to do.
Hunter - to his credit didn’t give up. He obviously didn’t want to become known to his preferred escort service as a slow payer, so he kept sending payments from different credit cards, including one that belonged to his Dad.
The mainstream media has done an absolutely outstanding job of covering up anything that Joe Biden has ever done that might reflect poorly on him, but even the mainstream media might - and that’s a mighty big might - have to draw the line at an $8,000 charge to an escort service.
Clearly from the text messages on Hunter Biden’s laptop, Daddy Joe’s security detail was not at all amused by the prospect of having to explain, even with the help of a video how a charge for prostitutes ended up on Joe’s credit card and insisted on having an actual face to face conversation with Hunter himself, who did not appear to be a willing participant.
The good news for all is that Hunter - no doubt with the help of the security team - got it all straightened out which worked out well for Hunter because all those wire transfers did go through and he ended up paying $25,000 for an $8,000 bill.
Proving that there is honor among prostitutes if not among thieves, the messages on Hunter Biden’s laptop show that the prostitute was desperate to return the extra money.
So, an international crisis was averted and the Editors at The New York Times and Washington Post did not have to spend days figuring out to spin that a payment on Joe Biden’s credit card to a prostitute was not a worthy news story.
Hunter is still out there and it doesn’t appear his behavior has changed, but the good news for Daddy Joe is that now Hunter has Secret Service protection and the Secret Service has the power to just make little problems like credit card charges go away, powers that private security guards don’t have.
So, one way to put a positive spin on all this is that the world is a safer place for all the rest of us with the Secret Service watching over Hunter Biden. It’s probably federal money well spent.
I’m still reporting from just outside the citadel of world freedom. Good day.