Cosmo what are you doing? That isn't food, its a blanket!

Cosmo is such a fat cat and loves food. So much so that he is trying to eat the blanket! Silly cat stupid cat, that isn't food! its a blanket!!

In reality, this was before I had got Cosmo fixed and he though the blanket was another cat and was trying to have sweet sensual intercourse with my favorite blanket.