We Review...The Cadillac Escalade.

Do you have an incredibly small penis?Show more

Are you scared of everyone and everything?

Do you talk big but have little in the way of character, personality, charisma?

Are you too lazy and selfish to take responsibility for your own behaviour?

Then VOILA! This piece of shit is the car for you!

You know it's a big stinky hunk o'junk