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Because of the Stupid Corona - Original Song by Dennis Hartman Coyote Creek Blues
One day I heard my daughter singing to herself, "Thanks to the stupid Corona..." I then I added, "I have to wear a mask all the time," and the song just sort of wrote itself from this point.
You still can't do normal stuff in California like order a pizza, ride on public transportation, or shop in a store like Walmart without being told to put on a mask!
I was even checked with a thermometer to go to a pumpkin patch last year!
I can't speak for everyone, but I think that most people have been feeling a bit of the blues about having to mask up every time they go out somewhere because of the "Stupid Corona!"
Lyrics
Because of the Stupid Corona
Chorus
Because of the Stupid Corona
Because of the stupid Corona
I have to wear a mask all the time.
Because of the stupid Corona
I think I’m loosing my mind.
Verse 1
We can only meet in Zoom conference,
We’ve forgotten how to do face to face.
They ask “Do you have a cough or fever,”
A thermometer gets shoved in my face.
Verse 2
My families dining by drive through,
Wal-Mart has self-checkout lines;
My favorite pizzeria is empty,
If you’re non vax then they say it’s a crime.
Verse 3
I can’t even watch a ball game
Without hearing talk of vaccines,
I’m tired of staring at cardboard cut outs
Wanna go to a game and cheer for my team.
Verse 4
Sister-in-law wears a mask on Thanksgiving,
Mother-in-law goes and gets the vaccine;
Father sanitizes each place he goes,
My wife buys so many masks it’s obscene.
Bridge
I don’t want the Corona,
I wouldn’t drink it if you paid me!
And wasn’t the virus from China?
It’s so confusing if you ask me!
I think I’ll switch to Miller,
Pacifico, or Dos Equis
Or maybe even Sierra Nevada
Until I can do as I please.
I hope you enjoy this song.
I invite you to check out all my Rumble Channels which are listed as follows:
CoyoteCreekBuues2 (Original Songs)
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CCB Christmas (Christmas Songs)
CCBCoronaVirus (Corona Virus Songs)
CCB Cats (Cat Videos)
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