punchline w/ no joke (just a punch)+confessions!

awkward silence joke was so well-timed
punchline w/ no joke (just a punch)
exciting to get to use rebuttal joke
the statute of limitations is up
i'm guessing this happens everywhere
a liberal that was cutting myself...not much going for me
$10.25 large popcorn, two medium drinks
stealing taught me how to be good at math
drugs taught me how to pay my bills
gonna shave my head n become an alcoholic
pretty amazing to have all that stuff wiped clean