candy-assery smack down piano punk

i love having this perspective
once again it was my mouth that did me in
this too shall never pass
everybody's such a loser
i can't change the way that people behave
can't clean up for nothin, that's just the way i am
overly sensitive people should just kill themselves
are you sick of this shit
we just laugh take me to the gulag now
booze hound, chronic thief, fornicator, major druggie vs. WORDS
i'd do anything but have to think
you make me wanna drink but don't worry i aint' gonna drink
all those orphaces
fun little jam, my politically incorrect song of the morning
i'll fight to say whatever i want
you didn't catch that other red light we just ran
we don't lie, we hate liars
really don't want another lecture from my parents
my mother has gotten onto me since the nineties for my mouth
God is giving me a pass to be crass (adopted, think of my last name)
they're gonna get a kick outta this shit at sns
sns is the best place to be anti-pc of all shitholes
what's the point in going on vacation when i just freak out if we go anywhere
a whole wk of vacation pay so that's cool
my life is hilarious...it's why i do comedy