worst script of all time

I read Seanbaby's review of "STAR CRASH" (Italy's ripoff of Star Wars), and decided to see it for myself. How on earth it could be worse than MK:A I have no idea. Apart from the scenes of Stella Star making faces and brief appearance of David Hasselhoff, this is the most prominent feature: Count Zarth Arn himself. The overacting is simply insane in this case...