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Are you looking for some funny dog quotes to brighten up your day? Well look no further, Ive put together a list of all my favorite cute & funny dog quotes. Here’s 30 of the funniest quotes about dogs. And if you’re looking for even more dog quotes don’t forget to check out our list of the 100 best dog inspired quotes.
30 Cute & Funny Dog Quotes
“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does.” -Christopher Morley
“Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!” -Anne Tyler
“If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?” –Author Unknown
“I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn’t excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother.” -Bonnie Sc
“Handle every situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.” –Author Unknown
“I don’t think twice about picking up my dog’s poop, but if another dog’s poop is next to it, I think, ‘Eww, dog poop!” -Jonah Goldberg
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