What? Do You Mean? May FEEL as SLEIGHT Pinch?

LET US COMMUNE TOGETHER, COMRADE?

The last update on guidelines to the cleanliness is next godliness faith community in pandemic from the CDC was on February 21, 2021, but on April 6, they finally determined what should have been obvious: there is a one in 10,000 chance of fomite infection, or indirect infection caused by contact with contaminated surfaces. And on April 21st, since the word had not been handed down to faith leaders, we submitted a FOIA, with a strongly worded recommendation, to tell the faith leaders who were still under guidance to avoid sharing faith articles like Bibles and hymnals, passing collection plates and partaking in Holy Communion, or celebration of the Eucharist at Mass.

Arlington, Virginia, by credentials, is one of the most educated municipalities in the entire nation, ranked 14th in holders of graduate degrees and boasting more government scientists than any place in the entire United States, but, when 28 of 1,000 corporate scholarships were awarded by the National Merit Scholarship Foundation in April, there were 28 from Fairfax County and not even one from Arlington, because, even with the chances of being awarded doubled, because only half of the normal 1.5 million sophomores sat for the PSAT, our government scientists couldn't figure out how to put sophomores in a room during a pandemic to take the test, a pandemic where the fatality risk for children was minimal and where, even in China, over 80% of those infected exhibited only slight to moderate symptoms, with an undetermined number exhibiting only asymptomatic signs of infection, like coughing or sneezing with a validated less than five percent infectious pathogen. They even have a hashtag: #ArlingtonReads

Yet, it was the strongly opposed to faith and very secularists progressives who had pushed for warning labels on cigarettes, food and medicine, and those same progressives in a social justice who had pushed for changing names of schools, deemed to be offensive to certain persons, an even larger priority, apparently, than fixing the achievement gap inside that adversely affected those persons with hurt feelings.

But, if your total knowledge of any topic is just a hashtag, and you need the CDC to hire a cartoonist to explain where the entrances to your upper respiratory tract are located in an upper respiratory tract infection public health crisis, and where those government scientists actually expect that audience to find the website to instruct them, it is not surprising to find half of the residents having been vaccinated with what on all evidence is not only an experimental treatment proposed to address a biological weapon of terror, or to find as many as ten percent failing to show up for their second dose, probably assuming they knew the science and thought they had signed up for the 66% efficacious at producing an immune response one shot product, and not the 90% efficacious elixir that required a booster.

So, imagine the attorney selection criteria for those scientists seeking immunity for themselves.