All about that DPS (Parody of All About that Bass)

All parties require some damage to succeed.
I've definitely learned to fill that need.
Its funny to see how one starts from the end.
From a flickering flame a bonfire ascends.
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Original Song by: Meghan Trainor
Video Link:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkvCPvDXk

Instrumentals from: Tracks Planet Karaoke
Channel Link: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTFGGO_KwXGPQUlyXw16tcA
Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWEi1ncu4cQ

Fire Strike sound Effect from: boblen221
Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3etTlyzBl4o&t=71s

Lyrics:
Because you know I'm all about dem deeps
'Bout dem deems, no tanking
I'm all about that Deeps
'Bout that Deeps, no healing
I'm all about that Deeps
'Bout that Deeps, no crafting
I'm all about that Deeps
'Bout that Deeps... Deeps... Deeps... Deeps

Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no team player
But I can do some damage, like I'm supposed to do
'Cause I got that boom boom that all the groups chase
Got all the right gear on all the right places

I see all the forums, saying more guys should heal
I know that that ain't true, with the DPS I deal
If you got death and carnage, just rain it down
Cause every role is needed to clear all these dungeons out

Yeah my mama she told me, "don't worry about your role"
(Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop)
She says, "Playing a class you don't like will slowly erode your soul"
(You'll gonna lose it, lose it,Your gonna tilt)
And though i know it will take me a little longer to queue
(Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop)
Its the job I do best, so thats what i am going to do.

Because you know I'm all about that Deeps
'Bout that Deeps, no DoTing
I'm all about that Deeps
'Bout that Deeps, no buffing
I'm all about that Deeps
'Bout that Deeps, no supporting
I'm all about that Deeps
'Bout that Deeps... Hey!

I'll carry parties now
Those other classes can just go sit down
Oh please i'm kidding i need a team
Cause I'm here to tell you...
Every class and role is needed to clear all these dungeons out

Yeah, my sister she told me "get magic and take some names"
(Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop)
She says, "She said that bows, knives, and swords cannot compare to my flames"
(You burn em, burn em, They gotta burn)
And though i know anyone could blast their enemies with runes
(Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop)
I've learned to do it so well that any foe that i face is doomed

Because you know I'm all about that Deeps
'Bout that Deeps, no tanking
I'm all about that Deeps
'Bout that Deeps, no healing
I'm all about that Deeps
'Bout that Deeps, no crafting
I'm all about that Deeps
'Bout that Deeps...

Because you know I'm all about that Deeps
'Bout that Deeps, no DoTing
I said I'm all about that Deeps
'Bout that Deeps, no buffing
I'm all about that Deeps
'Bout that Deeps, no supporting
I'm all about that Deeps
'Bout that Deeps...

Because you know I'm all about that Deeps
'Bout that Deeps, no tanking
I'm all about that Deeps
'Bout that Deeps, no healing
I'm all about that Deeps
'Bout that Deeps, i'm kill stealing
I'm all about that Deeps
'Bout that Deeps... Hey!
I'm all about that Deeps
'Bout that Deeps...
I'm all about that Deeps
Bout that Deeps...
Hey!
Yeah yeah... ohh... You know you like those deeps...