In the Darkside (Parody of In the Navy)

A parody of the Song in the Navy by the village people.

Written and Sung by: Yours Truly
Instrumental from:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LgBdQ4IpKM
Original Song by: The Village People

Lyrics:
Where can you find pleasure
Search the world for treasure
Learn ancient technology
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
On the planet or off world
Where can you learn to fight
Use the force and slay guys
Study sith archeology
Fall now and take your claims
Or find a sith master
To train you in the dark ways

In the darkside.
Yes, you can explore the galaxy.
In the darkside
Yes, you can slaughter your enemies
In the darkside
Thats right kill them where they stand
In the darkside, in the darkside
but Can't you see we need a hand
In the darkside
Come on, destroy the things you hate
In the darkside
Your fellow man you will forsake
In the darkside
Come on people, make a stand
In the darkside, in the darkside, in the darkside

They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

If you like adventure
Don't you wait to join in
to the Sith Order fast
Don't you hesitate
There is no need to wait
They're signing up new members fast
Maybe you lack the power
To join up today
But don't you worry 'bout a thing
For I'm sure there will be
always a rule of two
lurking in the galaxay

In the darkside
Yes, you can explore the galaxy
In the dark side
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the darkside
Come on be bold and make a stand
in the dark side, in the darkside
Can't you see we need a hand
In the darkside
Come on emotion gives you strength
in the darkside
Despite what those jedi think
in the darkside
Come on be bold and make a stand
in the darkside , in the darkside, in the darkside

They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

Who me?

They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

But, but, but, I was trained as a jedi
Hey, hey look
Man, I'd get dismembered by my master
Man, I'd get sick from the degradation

They want you, they want you in the darkside

Oh my goodness.
What am I gonna do with a red lightsaber

They want you, they want you in the darkside

In the darkside
Yes, you can explore the galaxy
In the darkside
Yes, break your chains set yourself free
In the darkside
Come on seek power for yourself
In the darkside, in the darkside
Those Jedi just can't be helped
In the darkside
Come enact your dark lord's plan
In the dark side
Then slaughter him and take command
In the darkside
Rise and Rule the Galaxy
in the darkside
And now you are Truly FREEEEE