ℙ𝕤𝕪𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕚𝕔 𝕔𝕒𝕥 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕤 𝕜𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕕𝕠𝕘 - Ren's "ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ ☻" monologue 🐲 | purchmymerch 🅼🅴🅼🅴

𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗱/𝘃𝗶𝘀𝘂𝗮𝗹 𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗱: cat: maybe I'll boop this dog... [HE DO] ft. Ren & Stimpy - Stimpy's Fan Club

(it is nighttime and Stimpy is already asleep, but Ren is still awake, deeply disturbed)

Ren: I... I was nice today...nice to all those insipid little monkeys....answering their stupid letters. My hands....dirty!...the dirt won't come off...(sniffs twice, screaming at his tainted hands) AAAAAAH!

(Ruefully) President...what a joke. President, President of what!? His fan club...How they love him! Look at him. Lying there asleep, the idol of millions! He's a fool! Blind, silly little fool. How easily I could end the farce...with these hands, these dirty hands! And with these hands, I hold the fate of millions. They think he's a god, but he's as mortal as we. I know! Just one quick TWIST...and it's over. Just one.