Tom Hanks Adrenochrome Harvest Tech

Big news everyone! Tom Hanks is teaming up with Domino's Pizza 5G on a project they call "Holistic Harvests by Hanks."
Using breakthrough extraction methods, combined with cutting edge intravenous life support tech, they claim that they can create bottomless "adrenochrome bags" out of newborn infants!
"Well the process is simple," said Hanks, the outspoken chrome advocate, "instead of ritualistically sacrificing the kids to Satan right away like we normally do, we can now hook them up to our chrome cradleboard machines and turn them into these sort-of living, breathing hydro sacks."
The legendary actor continued saying, "It's 100% sustainable homegrown chrome and it's really a beautiful sight to see. And I'm incredibly proud to partner with Domino's Pizza 5G in our pushback against the new Chinese adrenochrome blends that are actively diluting the market."
Wow, what a time to be alive!! Check out this video for info on how to get your hands on a Holistic Harvest machine (babies not included)!