Scary Guns Parody

Do you own a firearm or firearm accessory that makes you uncomfortable?
Maybe you think it will be outlawed and you just don't want to be made a felon by the stroke of a pen.
Maybe you have an "assault rifle" that scares you or magazines that hold more than 10 rounds..man those are really scary.
Maybe it is an inanimate accessory that makes your gun more shooty.
The Liberty Lighthouse is here to help. Call us at 646-974-4487 and we will take that firearm or firearm accessory AND all of the associated irrational fear off your hands.
The Liberty Lighthouse will either find a patriot to take care of your device or we will safely and securely store it ourselves. Either way, you can rest assured knowing that you no longer have a "weapon of war" in your home.
Call the Liberty Lighthouse at 646-974-4487 that's 64 MY RIGHTS, and eliminate your irrational fear today.