MAGA BAR in Burbank California shut down

The city of Burbank has shut down our MAGA bar Tin Horn Flats.

This has been the bar we have congregated at for the entire lockdown. When the city boarded up the doors, we pried the doors open. When the city shut off the electricity, the owner bought a generator.

At first Burbank city council liked the idea of us eating inside a restaurant, because surely the disobedient Trump supporters will get sick and die.

They waited and waited but for some reason the Trump supporters just wouldn’t die from a disease with a 99.9% survival rate. Percentages are very confusing to the mask cult. Surely CNN wouldn’t lie to them in order to print 6 trillion dollars.

A large crowd came to protest the injustice of not allowing us to drink inside, so Burbank sent clipboard boyfriends to enforce the rules. It didn’t go well for them.