Ever Given Towed to the Great Bitter Lake: Good vs Evil Battle Rages On!

The epic battle for the survival of humanity, good vs evil, God vs the children of darkness, rages on. Evil's newest poster child, whose call name is H3RC is being to the Great Bitter Lake where it is to undergo a technical inspection, per comment of Egyptian President el-Sisi. Meanwhile, an Evergreen tractor trailer jacknife's on a Chinese highway, hilariously mimicking it's "big sister" cargo ship. It seems the Evergreen folks just can't seem to stay on the straight and narrow. What will the next chapter reveal? Will humanity be emancipated from the evil as we usher in a new era of peace, joy and liberty?