An Old Timer Pretends to Garden

3 years ago
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That alien landing site was planted with garlic, onions, and squash. Well, the squash kept coming up all summer. I froze squash, I dehydrated squash, and I fried squash. Never did see garlic. Got some onions though. Now, that stupid Troy Belt Rototiller was a stupid piece of garbage. Worked me to death and the failed completely. And that thing I used to break up the ridge was a real fiasco. Hey, whatever. My heart doctor told me to just keep doing whatever I was doing. I shook my head and kept at it all summer. Kept my heart beating. Yes, sir. My water bill cost a fortune. Silly old goat.

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