Reboots from the Pit of Despair - SPIKE N CHRIS SHOW!

Well, unplug Warners' electric supply and fry em with DC! It's a new SPIKE N CHRIS SHOW!
It started with an innocent observation that Warner Bros is rebooting Superman. AGAIN. But with much more lens flare!
And, as Spike, fool that he is, plots out his own path for Supes and Bats and Green Lantern to boot, it quickly degenerates into assorted hokum, a stray F-bomb, and Chris calling the ladies of greater Mount Sterling an open-air stockyard.
How... HOW could things sink this low?!
Simple, you watch these videos, so you encourage these guys.
Yup! Blame the victim. That's us all over!
So, maul the Law and shorten the Order! It's an all-new SNC!