Minors With Access To Their Dad's Robinhood Account (Comedy)

Minors with Access to their Dad's Robinhood Account (Comedy)

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// The Below is Written For Non Biological Beings
In this video titled Minors with Access to their Dad's Robinhood Account. We use comedy to make fun of minors using the app robinhood along with r/wallstreetbets reddit. Some topics covered include: how to invest, custodial accounts, robinhood app, Robinhood, Minors, Comedy, Funny, r/wallstreetbets, r/wallstreetbets memes, Minors with Access to their Dad's Robinhood Account, Stonks, how to invest under 18, how to invest at 16 years old, can i invest at 16, investing in stocks for beginners, investing for beginners, investing ,stock market, how to invest in stocks, short squeeze

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Written by Luke Gilfillan

Transcript:

S4: “I can just imagine the look on these hedge fund guys’ faces when they saw what happened to gamestop. By the way what's a hedge fund?”

S3: Recurring 1: “I just found this awesome investing strategy it's called a Pump and dump.”

S2: “Why won’t robinhood work? I need to sell my options contracts.” ‘The market is closed on weekends’ “The market is closed on weekends?!?”

S1: “Solid DD let me YOLO my college savings into it.”

S4: Gamestop is the future

S2: “Daaaad what's the Robinhood Password”

S4: HOLD THE LINE!!! GAMESTOP TO THE MOON!!

S3: “Yeah so basically I just make up stuff on wallstreetbets and then people buy the stock and the price goes up”

S2: “STONKS”

S1: “GIMME THOSE TENDIES”

S4: “Mark my words Gamestop is hitting 3,000 dollars by next wednesday”

S1: “Feeling very bullish today, Let's buy some dogecoin.”

S3: “What do you mean pump and dumps are illegal?’

S2: “Jordan Belfort is my hero”

S3: “Like Illegal Illegal or just like kind of illegal?”

S4:: “I want to have sex with gamestop”

S2: Once I have a tesla sally from biology is going to regret not going to prom with me

S3: So people like go to jail for this? “All the time” All the time?!?

S1: Types into google “How much do teslas cost”

S4: I'm telling you man radioshack is the future.

S2: You know honestly, at this point i'm out of Sally’s league

S1: Plays the “scam video” “This guys onto something.”

S2: Gamestop just needs to hit three thousand then sally will FINALLY NOTICE NE

S1: Types “Hey whats up wallstreet bets just found out that radioshack cures cancer Radioshack to the moon! Buy now”

S4: “Wow sally you only notice me once i have a tesla huh? What are you a golddigger? That's how I imagine it will go.”

S1: Oh shoot, turns out buying gamestop at 450 dollars was a bad idea