'Gorilla Glue Girl' Eyes Up a Lawsuit While Raising Over $13K and Getting FREE Surgery

Tessica Brown, more hilariously referred to as "Gorilla Glue Girl" decided that in the absence of her regular hair spray, an industrial grade spray adhesive would be a suitable replacement. She was predictably incorrect.

Not only did she realize that what she had done was a mistake of biblical proportions, but decided that the hold was so good, she need not mess with it as it only became a problem 1 MONTH after applying it. As you might expect, several prescribed treatment options haven't proved fruitful and now she is readying a lawsuit against the manufacturer (Good Luck!).

Even without the success of the lawsuit, she is still raking in the cash and sympathy points from the self-authored GoFundMe campaign and pro bono plastic surgery from a headline grabbing surgeon across the country.

Stop rewarding idiots, let them suffer from the tools of their own making.

Sources:
New York Post: https://nypost.com/2021/02/08/womans-gorilla-glue-hair-horror-gets-stickier/
New York Post: https://nypost.com/2021/02/09/gorilla-glue-girl-tessica-brown-raises-over-13k-in-a-day-on-gofundme/

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