Trump Derangement Syndrome and Narrative Collapse Disorder

Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a debilitating mental condition. If you fear you suffer from it, call your psychiatrist immediately before it morphs into Narrative Collapse Disorder (NCD), an even more serious mental condition. Mild symptoms of TDS include whining and eye rolling. Some sufferers talk about relocating to other countries; very few ever do. More serious symptoms of both conditions include irrational thoughts and actions after the results you expected (and for which some sufferers broke the law, lied on the air, colluded with each other, etc.) were not achieved, outbursts of irrational anger and swearing when faced with irrefutable facts regarding the positive results achieved by the person over whom you are unhealthfully obsessing, followed by lying about those facts. More extreme sufferers stalk and threaten public figures with whom they disagree, even denying them basic services to which they are entitled. Symptoms of NCD include complete denial of reality, self-delusion, traitorous behavior, violence including attacking other people and their private property, and in extreme cases extortion, suicide, and even murder. There is no known medicinal cure for TDS or NCD. The only known treatment which often leads to complete remission is self-deprogramming followed by a rigorous self-education in history from reliable sources with an emphasis on not repeating the mistakes of the part and expecting different results if you do (aka “insanity”), followed by rigorous self-education in current events from reliable rather than mainstream news sources. Save yourself before it is too late, and you become a poster child for this condition. Thank you.