Call of Duty WW2 | Campaign Pt.5.1: “Liberation”! (Sneaky Part) - Master of Impersonation! (PS4)

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NOTE: This freaking mission took so long, I decided to split it into 2 parts. This is the Sneaking Part. Next is the Shooting Part. Literally this entire episode is spent NOT shooting filthy nahzees and sneaking around pretending to BE a filthy nahzee. The action is decidedly subdued- or virtually nonexistent- so I can definitely understand if you just wanna skip this one. I'll have the Shooting Part uploaded ASAP.

That said, IMHO, this part is still worth checking out, just to see my incredible acting skills and perfectly accurate and in absolutely no way whatsoever "politically incorrect" or "offensively stereotypical" impersonations.

Honestly, would I ever do something like that? (Absolutely, yes.)
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Dear Journal,
So, someone thinks we should be "sneaky" and "infiltrate" the Nahzee base.
I think we should just bust in and shoot all the filthy nahzees. Apparently, they outrank me, because we're having to do this cowardly, UNAMERICAN, "sneaking" nonsense.

But it gets worse.

Much worse.

To infiltrate the filthy nahzee base, I must pretend to be... a Kraut...

A Female Kraut.

Kyle is not amused.

Fortunately, I am a master of disguise, and can thus *perfectly* impersonate a Kraut Wahmen.
Seriously, they will NEVER suspect me. In fact, my impersonation is so realistic, I almost tricked MYSELF into thinking I was a filthy Kraut. True story.

Sincerely,
Sgt. Kyle Jordan, USMC, Alpha Legion, 3rd Company, Kill Team 'Hydra'

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