Face Pants and Shloggers - Comedy Sketch by Unfinished Workz

Face Pants and Shloggers - Comedy Sketch by Unfinished Workz

This is the latest invention by unfinshed workz. The boys have been cooking these up for the last couple years and after a few months of trial testing and a few hundred deaths (don't worry, no animals were hurt in the making of these, just people) the product is finally safe, effective, and ready to launch. Face Pants and Shloggers are considered by many fashion experts to be the best fashion innovation in the last decade. Both were turned down from shark tank for being too fashionable and generally way too good for the market, instead opting for much lesser products that are more appropriate for the sharks. Shloggers have been prescribed by doctors for older patients that have trouble using the restroom and Face pants have been cited as a modern and incredibly effective alternative to plastic surgery. Please order now while supplies lasts!