We Are Living the Babylon Bee | 6/26/20

National COVID-19 numbers are rising, but why?? Cities across America mandate wearing masks. Why tearing down statues matters. The war zone-like statistics of Chicago. Hero in Seattle dismantles part of CHAZ. Feel-good stories of police in the community. The Texas Rangers have a new stadium. The internet is not impressed. Amazon and Microsoft donate huge amounts of money to the Climate Pledge. Pat takes the Babylon Bee challenge. Did the Segway really change society? Chaos in Milwaukee as a mob burns down a house in response to police searching for missing people. Jeffy’s obsession with Bronko Nagurski. Nancy Pelosi stumbles her way through alternatives for removing statutes. Guy does amazing Elon Musk and Jimmy Fallon impressions. How great was Rich Little? Elon Musk wants to bring the Tesla Cybertruck to Texas. The many hoaxes in America since Donald Trump’s election. The Loch Ness monster is upon us? House Majority Whip Jim Clyburn proposed a bill that calls for universal broadband access. He also wears a ridiculous face shield. A woman intentionally coughs on a 1-year old.