Sneeze Chasers! They Need to Get in Your Blood

You’re a patriot.

You’re a hero.

But your also a disgusting scum bag human being... and that’s why they need to microchip your blood even though you’re wearing a filthy disgusting mask.

Thanks for catching all your coughs and sneezes in your mask and breathing it back in.

The planet owes you a debt of gratitude.

#BeHigherBeings