14-Don't put your trousers on your head

Don't put your trousers on your head, Fred
You know you should put your legs in those
Fasten up your buttons and your zip, Pip
That's the way to wear your clothes.
Velcro fasteners, buttons or zip
Got to do them up or you will trip
If you run around with shoes undone
You're going to fall and it's not much fun!
Don't put the zipper round the back, Jack
The hood will cover up your face
And don't wear gloves upon your feet, Pete
You'll be last in every race.
Velcro fasteners, buttons or zip
Got to do them up or you will trip
If you run around with shoes undone
You're going to fall and it's not much fun!
A belt for your skirt is very handy, Mandy
It stops it falling to your knees
And when you know just what to do, Sue
You'll be as neat as you can be.
Velcro fasteners, buttons or zip
Got to do them up or you will trip
If you run around with shoes undone
You're going to fall and it's not much fun!
Don't put your trousers on your head!