3 years ago

Jehovah's Witness Protection Program playing "At the Waffle House"

At the Waffle House

It’s 3 o clock in the morning – where should I go?
I don’t want no dinner; I need some breakfast and a cup of Joe
There’s a place that’s just down the road I’m gonna go

To the Waffle House To the Waffle House
To the Waffle House I wanna go to the Waffle House
It gets sketchy in the middle of the night But I ain’t no socialite

They got hash browns on the grill – they’re suitable to kill
With the large doses of cholesterol on your plate
You can get it vegetarian if you need, but it ain’t gonna help with your body weight

Get em scattered, smothered, covered; get em diced, peppered or chunked
Get em topped, capped, or country Get em all the way if you’re really drunk
You can rack up an $11 bill for just a plate of hashbrowns

At the Waffle House I wanna go to the Waffle House
To the Waffle House I wanna go to the Waffle House
They got stuff that’s dripping on the floor that would ‘orrify an herbivore

I like to get me some biscuits and gravy The waitress she’s kind of a hottie
She makes me act all randy and bawdy
So I’ll leave her a $2 tip Maybe she can buy some chips

At the waffle house At the waffle house
We’re gonna go to the waffle house At the waffle house
The waitress she’s no dog I’m gonna hunk a log
Compliments of the waffle house

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