Important Stuff: Collusion

Hello friends, Graham Noble here with another unparalleled insight into important stuff.

Let's talk about collusion. What is collusion? Is it a French word for car accident? No, it is not.

Collusion is, in fact, the most heinous of all of those crimes that don't actually exist.

After almost a year of special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation into collusion, no evidence whatsoever has been found, and the Democratic Party has finally seen this investigation for what it really is, a sham organized by the Trump administration to clear the president's name.

So, in response to this discovery, the Democratic Party has decided to launch a lawsuit which in effect challenges the result of the 2016 presidential election.

Among those named in the suit are; the Russian Federation, various individuals connected to the Russian government, WikiLeaks, Donald Trump Jr., and of course President Donald Trump himself.

But surprisingly enough the Democratic Party did not name in their lawsuit the one group of people most responsible for colluding to alter the results of the 2016 election. That group is, of course, the 63 million Americans who voted for Donald J. Trump.

Let's just think about it.

In November of 2016 they just all happened to show up at the polls on the same day, and they just all happened to vote for the same man, and in doing so, they denied Hillary Clinton her rightful place as president of the United States.

My friends if that doesn't stink to high heaven of collusion then I don't know what does.

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