IT COULD BE WORSE (COVID-19 Quarantine Anthem)

Stuck at home for the coronavirus / COVID-19 quarantine? Welp, it could be worse. Hope this brings some laughs to a not-so-funny situation. Be sure to comment with your weird ways in which it could be worse!
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"It Could Be Worse"
iTunes Store: https://music.apple.com/us/album/it-could-be-worse-single/1505820110
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3AuIQ5UBlJ5wzQYCWAPwO7?si=-H9LxdlhQg-Lz_BNuTr-gg
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/music/album?id=Bh6go7iwnvvyhcucdfqfszgiozy&tid=song-Ts3y46vdc6vs2smikmjfimdmxci
Amazon Music: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B086PQDJDR/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_U_stNHEbBAZS9AC
LYRICS
It could be worse
You could have a butt for a face
It could be worse
You could be floating in space
It could be worse
Your tears could be mase
It could be worse
It could be worse

It could be worse
Your legs could be tires
It could be worse
Your farts could be fire
It could be worse
The situation is dire
But it could be worse
It could be worse

Snakes and spiders might rise from toilet at night
Aliens could be probing you internally
It could be worse
I wanna know how
It could be worse
Put it in the comment section
It could be worse
Post all your weird stuff
It could be worse
It could be worse