Five Tweets From Parents About ‘Sesame Street’

1. “Every parent is basically Oscar the Grouch: cranky, unshowered, and living in a trash can.”
2. “The real monster is the puppeteer that crushes and wastes all the cookies in Cookie Monster's puppet mouth.”
3. “The original Big Bird has retired from Sesame Street. I’m told he was delicious.”
4. “Wish my wife had told me that people don't tailgate for "Elmo Live" before I packed all the beer in the cooler.”
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