Drunk Dude steals my bike, while the metro is driving: the rest is history

Video is already viral, and storyful, brake and junkin already offered contracts. 45k upvotes on reddit, everyone in Denmark has seen it :)

I was on the way home from a party with two friends. Two guys (one of the the bike-guy) sit’s right behind us, starts chatting with us, and asks me if she’s my girlfriend (my friend Christian has long, blond hair) Bare in mind, these guys are really drunk. my friend get’s annoyed, and at the next stop, the guy in the blue shirt suddenly want’s to ride my bike inside the metro. I teel him it’s cool, since the metro had been waiting for 15 at the station. A moment later, the metro starts driving and I tell the guy not to ride it (it’s an expensive bike, and I had a buyer for it the next day, so I was freaking scared) he doesn’t hesitate, and get’s on the bike.

The rest is history: the glass wall was 1” thick, no kidding, and the old guy with grey/white hair just yelled “piiiiig” in danish. Couldn’t stop laughing, and the next moment, the metro stopped. The bike-guy get’s up, get’s out of the metro (he hurt his shoulder a bit, but surprisingly not broken) and in walks a metro-conductor, looks me in the eyes, looks at the glass all over, and walks out again. My friends get’s off as well, and I just stand there.

The most messed up metro-ride.

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