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Simp Hard
LYRICS:
[Instrumental Solo]
[Chorus]
If you ain't no pimp,
Then you gotta simp!
If yo love life is limp,
Then you gotta simp!
If yo Dick Size is like a Shrimp,
then you gotta simp!
If yo ego is the size of a blimp,
then humble yo bitch ass self...
And SIMP!
[Bridge]
Simp Hard!
Simp Hard!
Simp Hard!
Simp Hard!
[Verse 1]
Lonely Men!
gotta take what they can get!
This is how life is!
when yo looks don't get women wet!
[Verse 2]
When you ugly!
You gotta do what you gotta do for Cudi!
When you ugly!
You gotta do what you gotta do to bust that nutty!
[Verse 3]
Goy yum!
Actually listen to Red Pill Content!
Where the lies!
Stay constant!
[Verse 4]
All the red pill rhetoric,
is so Cap!
You motherfuckers is lost,
get a map!
[Chorus]
If you ain't no pimp,
Then you gotta simp!
If yo love life is limp,
Then you gotta simp!
If yo Dick Size is like a Shrimp,
then you gotta simp!
If yo ego is the size of a blimp,
then humble yo bitch ass self...
And SIMP!
[Bridge]
Simp Hard!
Simp Hard!
Simp Hard!
Simp Hard!
[Slow Verse 5]
Most men!
Would be with a Single Mother!
But they claim they won't!
in front of one another!
[Verse 6]
Who cares if she got kids!
When she cleans yo Dick Butter!
Who cares if she got kids!
If you get to make hidden lips stutter!
[Verse 7]
Men put on a show!
when other men are around!
Staying full of shit!
like a dog park's ground!
[Verse 8]
I'm a real one!
So I ain't got time for the lies!
Yo bitch ass!
Better save up to buy Back-To-School Supplies!
[Chorus]
If you ain't no pimp,
Then you gotta simp!
If yo love life is limp,
Then you gotta simp!
If yo Dick Size is like a Shrimp,
then you gotta simp!
If yo ego is the size of a blimp,
then humble yo bitch ass self...
And SIMP!
[Bridge]
Simp Hard!
Simp Hard!
Simp Hard!
Simp Hard!
[Verse 9]
Baby!
Us men are so cap!
We'll do anything!
To not fap!
[Verse 10
For that pussy!
We all a sap!
Just make my nuts bust!
Until I take a nap!
[Verse 11]
Bitch!
All of us men are suckas!
Bitch!
We some desperate mother fuckas!
[Verse 12]
Bitch!
We men is liars!
We'll do anything!
To enjoy our lustful desires!
[Chorus]
If you ain't no pimp,
Then you gotta simp!
If yo love life is limp,
Then you gotta simp!
If yo Dick Size is like a Shrimp,
then you gotta simp!
If yo ego is the size of a blimp,
then humble yo bitch ass self...
And SIMP!
[Bridge]
Simp Hard!
Simp Hard!
Simp Hard!
Simp Hard!
[Instrumental Solo]
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