Canadian reveals secret to beating the cold and climate change

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The cold weather has been making headlines and causing sensation all over North America. Severe weather warnings have created panic and prompted discussions about how to survive the polar vortex that could sweep the continent. Predictions of record low temperatures and freezing winds have left us wondering if this is a result of climate change. And those who deny climate change exists are claiming that it's proof that global warming is a myth.

Amid all the panic and debate, there is a sure way to prevent the cold from becoming a problem in your country. After the forest fires that swept California, President Donald Trump made the headlines with his explanation of how Finland prevents forest fires through forest management. Raking the forest floors prevents a buildup of combustible materials that would ultimately lead to disaster.

Inspired by the President's insight, this Canadian came to realize that the same logic can save us all from the cold. Canadians know that the cold weather is actually caused by snow. Since there is almost always snow during cold weather, and Canada gets its share of both, there must be a solid connection between the two. It only stands to reason then that getting rid of the snow will also get rid of the cold. This is crucially important with the coming polar vortex.

Obviously, the same principal applies in both situations, and forest management is the key to dealing with this. If we all rake our forests and then dispose of the snow properly, the cold will no longer be a threat to us. Disposing of the snow doesn’t have to be a problem either. It can simply be sold online and shipped to the north where it is actually needed. With all the concern over melting glaciers and polar ice caps, dumping snow on them will solve that issue too. It will be an end to the problems associated with global warming and climate change.

The President isn’t too worried about climate change and with his great ideas about raking, we don’t need to be concerned either. Rake your country great again!

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