🚨FED FALLOUT! DOLTON OFFICER FLIPS?! LACEY’S GUILTY PLEA EXPLODES THE CASE?!? @shizzywhiznut

💥 Buckle up, nut-fam — the Dolton circus just launched itself into orbit. A whole federal plea deal just dropped, and Officer Lacey didn’t just crack… he folded like a dollar-store lawn chair. 🤡💸

He pled GUILTY to bankruptcy fraud, admitted the lies, the hidden accounts, the shady EIDL stunt — and then the cherry on top? He agreed to COOPERATE. Yep. This man is about to sing louder than me after three Red Bulls on karaoke night. 🎤🐀

We’re digging through the plea, the fraud trail, the financial gymnastics, and the glorious meltdown brewing in Dolton as the feds sharpen their knives. And your favorite Velcro-shoe window-licker is walking you through it step by step. 🧽🪟🤣

Join the chaos NOW — because if Lacey’s flipping, somebody’s sweating. 😬🔥