MTG Arena / Shout-Out / BlackList / Mossborn Hydra / INSANE Stacker / Best Hydra Ever?

"Play Magic: The Gathering Arena, they said. It'll be fun, they said."
Turn 3: Lands flood. Mossborn Hydra awakens.
Counters explode to 1128/1128.
Double strike.
Haste.
Hexproof.
Ward 1.
My life: -1128.
Soul: Ejected to the shadowrealm. Rope? Nah, instant scoop.
Custom hardcore rap-metal banger drops as the green skyscraper double-strikes their face into oblivion.
Volume UP.
Laughs ENSUED.
Never trust the "fun" promises again.

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