The Bile Titan Bodyguard Ultimatum Block

📡 FIELD LOG SUBMITTED TO: SUPER EARTH HIGH COMMAND

Incident Designation: Ultimatum Interception Event
Operational Zone: Terminid Front Level 10
Enemy Classification: Bile Titan + Unsanctioned "Hero" Bug
Squad Elements: Duck, Brasta, Wolf
Engagement Type: Suppressive Fire & Heavy Ordinance Deployment
Threat Level: Suspicious

📋 INCIDENT SUMMARY

During an active engagement on the Terminid Front, Helldiver Duck identified the presence of an additional Bile Titan advancing downhill while delivering sustained suppressive fire via the Stalwart.

Helldiver Brasta issued the honored directive:

“Give Him A Double Dose Of The Ultimatum.”

As Brasta prepared to unleash Super Earth’s finest democracy delivery system, a smaller Terminid unexpectedly launched through the air and intercepted the Ultimatum projectile with what appeared to be intentional patriot-blocking behavior.

The interceptor bug was instantly erased from existence.
The Bile Titan stood unharmed.

The event visually resembled a coordinated act of sacrificial defense, suggesting the Bile Titan may hold the unofficial higher status

🎥 SLOW-MOTION CONFIRMATION

Footage shows Brasta advancing and delivering a perfectly placed Ultimatum strike — not into the Bile Titan — but directly into the airborne defender, resulting in:

✔ Bug instant vaporization
✔ Bile Titan preservation
✔ Extreme confusion
✔ Democratic disbelief

Duck responded:

“Dude, You Didn’t Even Hit Him. A Bug Took It.”

A Thermite Grenade was subsequently applied to the Bile Titan to address this unacceptable act of insect loyalty.

✅ OPERATIONAL RESULTS

✔ Ultimatum effectiveness verified
✔ Bug loyalty levels disturbingly high
✔ Visual comedy achieved
✖ Bile Titan dignity in tact
✖ Terminid Secret Service confirmed

Casualties were miraculously avoided despite blast proximity that should, by all known physics, have erased both Helldivers from history.

🏁 HIGH COMMAND ANALYSIS

Super Earth acknowledges the emergence of possible Hierarchical Terminid Protection Units and recommends continued explosive diplomacy.

No bug shall stand between democracy and its target.

🫡 Liberty Was Delayed — Not Denied.

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