Crocs But Make It Trash (Literally)

Never follow trends. Here’s why:Trends are decided by people who don’t know you and definitely don’t like you.
Some brand intern in a $3,000 hoodie just decreed that your favorite shoes now look like “poor people shoes.” Cool story, Chad.
Every trend is a tax on being late.
You buy it when it’s expensive and everyone’s wearing it.
Six months later it’s in the clearance bin next to pumpkin-spice lube.
Trends make you disposable.
Today you’re “that girl with the Crocs.”
Tomorrow you’re “that girl who still has Crocs.”
Either way, you’re a walking expiration date.
The second you chase a trend, it dies.
It’s science. Your attention is trend kryptonite.