Democratic Ring Around The Rosie

Incident Report To Super Earth High Command – YouTube Shorts Debrief)”

Filed By: Helldiver Rubber Duck
Secondary Operative: Helldiver Wolf
Vessel Assignment: S.E.S. Soul of Audacity
Incident Type: Improvised Resupply-Pod Strike
Enemy Classification: Illuminate — Voteless Variant

Situation Report:
Helldiver Rubber Duck was on the ground while a hostile Voteless entity advanced on Wolf’s position. As Duck initiated commentary on the tactical irony of the situation, Wolf deployed a Resupply Stratagem, tagging the target with perfect precision. The Illuminated foe continued its pursuit, unaware that a Hellpod was descending from orbit directly onto its coordinates.

Wolf engaged the Voteless in a brief but effective rotation maneuver — classified as Democratic Ring Around the Rosie. Duck stood up and offering an honorable salute as Wolf began laughing, fully aware of the orbital justice inbound.

After a brief delay inherent to resupply pod deployment, the Hellpod impacted with maximum democratic force, instantly neutralizing the Illuminate target.

Rubber Duck confirmed the strike with:
“Oh, got him. Absolutely beautiful. Well done.”

Both Helldivers proceeded to retrieve resupplies directly over the fallen enemy’s remains — a final reminder that Democracy always descends with authority.

For Managed Democracy.
For Super Earth.

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