Kimmel on ‘Bubba’ Email: ‘Man, He [Trump] Couldn’t Even Let Hillary Have That’

KIMMEL: “Boebert and Mace did not give in to the pressure campaign, so now Trump has ordered the attorney general to investigate Democrat ties to Jeffrey Epstein, which is like Diddy ordering an investigation into why there were so many bottles of baby oil in his house.”

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Trump: “We have nothing to do with Epstein. The Democrats do. All of his friends were Democrats. (...) Bill Clinton. They went to his island all the time, and many others. All Democrats.”
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KIMMEL: “That’s right. All his friends are Democrats. All his friends are Democrats, including this one. That right there, yeah. That’s when he was a Democrat. Look at all the smiles. This photo is everything you need to know about Donald Trump in one shot. There is no evidence, by the way, that Bill Clinton has ever been to Epstein Island. Every one of Jeffrey Epstein’s emails, or even one says Clinton was never, ever there, never. And there’s no evidence Trump was on the island either. But the emails between Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell very clearly say ‘Trump spent hours’ with one of Epstein’s victims who is now deceased. But don’t let that distract you from the Donald Trump version of this story!”

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reporter: “Mr. President, what did Jeffrey Epstein mean in his emails when he said you knew about the girls?”
Trump: “I know nothing about that. They would have announced that a long time ago. It’s really what did he mean when he spent all that time with Bill Clinton.”
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KIMMEL: “That’s right. Bill Clinton should immediately resign as president of the United States.
(Applause)
One of the emails, the one that got the most attention this weekend referred to Trump ‘blowing’ a person named Bubba. Man, he couldn’t even let Hillary have that, huh? This Bubba thing got so crazy that Epstein’s brother Mark Epstein, who wrote the email, came forward to clarify that the ‘Bubba’ he was referring to was not Bill Clinton. Who is Bubba then? Maybe Gump? Maybe he was deepthroating shrimp? We don’t know. If the bill to release the files passes the House, it will then go to the Senate. And then, if it passes the Senate, it goes to Trump’s desk where he would be forced to sign or veto it. Which would be a very embarrassing way for him to learn how a bill becomes law.”