A Very Zero Hour Birthday!

It’s a very special episode of Zero Hour because today we’re celebrating the national holiday of Canada West (aka Zeropium’s birthday)!Your favorite polite-but-deadly Canadian gamer is officially another year closer to needing a walker for his keyboard, and Stone Cold Loki is bringing the flamethrower for the most savage birthday roast this side of the 49th parallel.

Expect:Emotional tributes (lol jk)
Relentless bullying about his age, his maple syrup addiction, and that one time he lost to a Silver player in 2024
Birthday shots (of coffee... probably)
Zeropium trying to defend his honor while turning progressively redder than the Canadian flag
Cake (maybe)
Absolute chaos from start to finish

Bring your best roasts in chat, spam the maple leaf emojis, and let’s make the birthday boy regret ever telling us his real age.Stone Cold Loki is locked and loaded. Zeropium is already sweating.

Grab your double-double, throw on your toque, and let’s send this beautiful French-Canadian disaster into his next lap around the sun in the most unhinged way possible. HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD BASTARD
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