2167: JPMorgan Calls Bitcoin Bottom – Predicts $28.3T Shockwave as Saylor Says ‘We Are Buying’

Bitcoin plunged to 6-month lows as AI-driven fear triggered a global risk-off meltdown — but JPMorgan believes the worst is over. The bank has officially called the Bitcoin bottom, projecting a $28.3 trillion global gold challenge by 2026, a macro shift that could radically transform Bitcoin’s valuation.

At the same time, Michael Saylor crushed rumors that Strategy was selling, stating:

“We are buying.”

Meanwhile, Robert Kiyosaki warns a global cash crunch is fueling the crash but remains bullish on Bitcoin and gold. Eric Trump embraces the carnage, saying:

“Volatility is your friend.”

And the quantum computing debate returns as analysts ask: What happens to Satoshi’s 1M BTC when quantum goes live?

Today’s episode breaks down the macro, the fear, the bottom signals, and what comes next.

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