The Daily NOT - A show about what didn't happen today. Episode 579.

Today's topics:
Video Does NOT Show 'Daniel Reed' In Los Angeles Saving 'Jessica Moore' From A Speeding Car.
Photo Does NOT Show A Real Tsingtao Beer-Filled Puffer Parka With A Straw.
Walmart Will Not Close 23 'Neighborhood Markets' Due To Mamdani Taxes.