🚨 LIVE! COURT FILING DROPS ON ANTI-WTH$?! UPL, INJUNCTIONS & POLYFLOP RECEIPTS!?!! 🔥

Brand-new civil case out of Levy County—fresh docket, hotter tea. 🫖📑

Per the complaint, Bubbles allegedly tried “reply-all lawyering” while not counsel of record. 🧼📧
Lynette allegedly cosplaying paralegal with filings and “answers”—and it’s all in black-and-white.
Counts? UPL, tortious interference, injurious falsehood, conspiracy, defamation. Relief? Injunctions, fees, and punitive sauce. 🌶️
Translation: keep juggling knives in the clown tent and the court might lock the flap.

🍿 Bring popcorn—I’ll strap on the Velcro shoes and read every spicy paragraph like a window-licker librarian. 🤓