Trans-Free Olympics, No Visas Without Ozempic, and Elijah Schaffer is SUED BECAUSE ISRAEL

Today took a wild turn as my friend Elijah Schaffer is Sued by a proxy for the FBI for $5million dollars over his statements about ISRAEL. Jew don't say? And here I was just going to talk about the olympics and Trump LITERALLY BANNING FATSOS from the USA. Why is today so funny?!