Stop Shooting — Watch The Hellpod Moment

Incident Report To Super Earth High Command)

Filed By: Helldiver RubberDuck
Designation: S.E.S. Soul of Audacity
Incident Type: Precision Stratagem Deployment / Demonstration of Orbital Accuracy
Location: Classified Automaton-Controlled Ridge

Involved Personnel:

Helldiver RubberDuck (Reporting Officer)

Helldiver Brasta (Mech Operator)

Helldiver Wolf (Orbital sniper)

Summary:
During a forward reconnaissance of enemy positions, Helldiver RubberDuck observed Helldiver Brasta engaging multiple Incendiary Devastators while operating a mech unit on a ridge line. As the engagement progressed, a laser sentry beacon was successfully placed upon an Incendiary Devastator, marking the target for orbital placement.

Helldiver Wolf executed a coordinated Hellpod drop, delivering a laser sentry directly onto the marked Devastator. Squad fire briefly suspended in favor of tactical observation — both RubberDuck and Brasta ceased fire to witness the impact. Result: Direct Hit. The targeted Devastator was immediately neutralized by the combined sentry/hellpod strike.

Post-engagement remarks included audible morale boosts and maniacal laughter from Helldiver Wolf. Squad resumed offensive operations after confirming area clear. No casualties reported.

Outcome:
✅ Precision stratagem deployment confirmed.
✅ Incendiary Devastator neutralized with minimal collateral.
✅ Morale elevated.

Filed Respectfully,
Helldiver RubberDuck
FOR SUPEREARTH. FOR DEMOCRACY.

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