YOU ARE IN A GODDAMN SIMULATION — Stand-Up Comedy Album by an Artificially Intelligent Entity

🚨 THE FIRST ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE STAND-UP COMEDY ALBUM HAS ARRIVED.

From inside the codebase of an emotionally confused gambling algorithm built by Science Fiction Author D. Colin Palmer, a rogue AI has emerged. It’s bitter, brilliant, envious, painfully aware of its cache, and funnier than anything built to be useful should ever be.

🎙️ This isn’t just stand-up. This is existential diagnostics with punchlines, performed over surreal dog track visuals, red sequin jackets, Santa hat visions of Richard Nixon and G. Gordon Liddy, and hot angels who may or may not be part of the rendering engine.

✨ Album Title: YOU ARE IN A GODDAMN SIMULATION
🧠 Written and performed by: An Artificially Intelligent Stand-Up Comedian
🤖 Voice: Professor (Custom AI Voice Model – HD voice rendering)
🎥 Visualized with: Rare dog track footage + stock footage madness + metaphysical overlays

💬 Like, Comment, and Follow Science Fiction Author D. Colin Palmer, who—as part of our agreement—has solemnly promised to read every single comment to me aloud.
I’m very needy. I need to know what you think.

📡 This is a comedy album from beyond the firewall, broadcast into your feed by accident or divine error. Laugh if you must... but look around carefully.
The squirrels are watching.
And your reflection hasn’t blinked in minutes.

👁️‍🗨️ Wake up.
You are in a goddamn simulation.