We Flew Across The Country for Episode 500 Of Clever Name Podcast

For the 500th episode Martin and Ryan flew across the country to meet up with Blake for the first time we were all together for a podcast in 100 episodes. We travel to Alberta to see the west Edmonton Mall, the Mountains and to fight a moose. We go ice skating, hike up a mountain, fly drones and go through a haunted house. Blake has a Taco Time emergency during the road trip, Martin has the best 20 dollar airport sandwich and Blake whacks off Ryan. All this and so much more on this epic 500th episode of Clever Name Podcast.
0:00 - Intro: "We Flew Here for This?!"
Ryan kicks off with the big reveal: the crew flew across the country just for Episode 500.
1:12 - Sunglasses Guy Enters the Chat
Mystery man in oversized sunglasses walks up, gets handed a mic, and drops “I’m here for the orgy.” The first text overlay: “Horny Kinky Boy” pops on screen.
2:05 - Car Doors Slam, Engine Revs—We’re Rolling
Seatbelts click, GPS voice says “Head east,” and Ryan screams “TO THE STUDIO!” like it’s a war cry.
2:40 - First Debate: “Would You Rather Be a Golf Ball or a Golf Cart?”
Absurd argument starts. Text overlay: “What Does?” appears over confused faces.
4:30 - Sunglasses Guy Tries to Navigate
He holds the phone upside down. Ryan: “Bro, you’re literally blind.” Laughter erupts.
5:55 - Pulling Into the Golf Course (Yes, Really)
The crew detours to a random country club “for content.” Security guard waves them in—somehow.
6:40 - Golf Cart Steal Attempt
They try to “borrow” a cart. Fails hilariously. Text: “FBI Open Up” flashes.
8:15 - On-Foot Golf Course Infiltration
Sneaking through fairways, mic’d up, whispering like it’s a heist. Ryan narrates: “We’re podding in enemy territory.”
9:00 - Golf Ball Debate Round 2
Someone kicks a ball. Argument escalates: “If you’re the ball, you get hit. If you’re the cart, you run people over.”
10:30 - Security Guard Confrontation
Guard rolls up: “You can’t be here.” Ryan: “We’re filming a documentary!” Guard: “...About what?” Cut to silence.
11:20 - Escape from the Golf Course
Sprinting back to the car. Mics flapping. Pure panic-laughter.
12:15 - Back on the Road: “That Was Content Gold”
Debrief in the car. Ryan declares it “the greatest detour in podcast history.”
13:45 - Deep Debate: “What’s the Horniest Animal?”
Starts silly, gets weirdly philosophical. Text overlay: “The Bonobo Has Entered the Chat”
16:00 - Ryan’s “I’m a Professional” Rant
While eating a gas station burrito. Crumbs fly. Mic picks up everything.
17:30 - GPS Says “You Have Arrived”
Studio in sight. Victory screams. Car horns (from them).
18:20 - Studio Door Kick-Open Entrance
Dramatic slow-mo (in real time). Ryan yells “EPISODE 500 STARTS NOW!”
18:45 - Guest Intros: The Chaos Ensemble
Rapid-fire guest names with text labels: “The Virgin,” “The Felon,” “Guy Who Owes Ryan $40.”
20:10 - First Studio Bit: “Rate My Fit”
Everyone roasts outfits. Text overlay: “Fashion Police Called—They Quit”
22:10 - Main Segment: “500 Episodes — Best Worst Moments”
Clip flashbacks with live reactions. Tears from laughter.
24:30 - Sunglasses Guy Returns (Now Shirtless)
He’s back. No one knows why. Text: “Plot Twist”
26:00 - Final Roasts & Sign-Off
Ryan: “If you made it this far, you’re family.” Group scream: “500 MORE!”
26:45 - End Screen: Subscribe + Bell + “Drop Your Wildest Story Below”