Snerd Bertley's Discount RVs - Jt's Song of the Week 2025-11-12

SNERD BERTLEY'S DISCOUNT RVs
Copyright © John thomas Oaks, Caliora Music Publishing, ASCAP

So your bank shut down—your stock is crashin’
At Snerd’s RVs, the prices are slashin’
Beg, borrow, steal, or poach
We got Jayco and American Coach

Holiday Rambler, Nexus, Thor
You want the whole list? We got more.
Winnebago, Newmar, Holiday Rambler
Monaco Coach in case you’re a gambler

Airstream, Fleetwood, Panoramic, Dynamax
Stop by Snerd’s and we’ll get down to brass tacks
Tell that name brand dealer to shove it
Drive home a Snerd’s—your wife will love it

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Snerd Bertley’s Discount RVs

Come on down, let Snerd set ya straight
I got a Triple-E beauty you can drive out the gate
Get behind the wheel—she drives like a dream
Snerd Bertley’s givin’ you the love supreme

Get rid of that bucket o’ bolts you’re drivin’
No money down, and I ain’t jivin’
All kinda RVs I need to unload
And ever’ single one comes with a commode

We got a rebate so you don’t blow your stack
Gimme Five hundred fifty, you get fifty back
No need for A/C? Just jump in your ride
Wind down the window, stick your head outside

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With a two week warranty or 25 miles
A Snerd RV’s gonna give you the smiles
The first oil change and the fifth wheel’s free
We’ll even set you up with a extra key

You’ve seen the deals, now whatcha waitin’ for?
Get off the couch and head out the door
For a smooth motor home that’s guaranteed to please
Ain’t no better dealer than Snerd’s RVs

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